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what if IBM Watson becomes an ordained minister? maybe

IBM Watson Power 7 (taken from Slashdot)IBM Watson Power 7 might become an ordained minister after all. Several people are already getting married this way. Now this is really cool!

ULC Ministers Join in ‘Robot Wedding’ Trend
But robots have have also played instrumental roles in the ceremonies themselves. At the wedding of Neeva Reese and Moe McLendon in San Juan Capistrano, California, a robot with glowing red eyes named Father Emiglio served as wedding officiant. The groom constructed the unusual wedding minister using the shell of an Italian toy robot called Emiglio, an array of Lego blocks, vacuum tubes, and antennae, a Star Wars Y-wing starfighter for a nose, and ribbon cables for mutton chops. Meanwhile, mechanical engineer Laura Wong used a robot from work to serve as ring-bearer at her wedding.”

Before anyone complains about having a robot minister — especially IBM Watson Power 7, read the following from the program director in IBM’s Watson Solutions Group.

Michael Holmes 10/10/2012 at 09:00:17
Hi. Michael Holmes here, program director in IBM’s Watson Solutions Group. Just to be clear, Watson has no role in ‘becoming’ any kind of human role and will continue to focus on helping professionals make more informed, evidence-based decisions based on its ability to consume and understand vast quantities of written documents. ie- it’s not a doctor. But it is being trained to help oncologists better use the medical literature to make better diagnosis, test, and treatment recommendations for cancer patients.”

rants: what if?

what if there’s no God & religion’s a waste of time?
what if there’s only one real God & his name’s not whatever we think it could be?
what if the real religion’s not what you practice?
what if all relgions were wrong & all faiths could be one?

what if government could work & policians were honest?
what if we could all work hard for a paycheck & it could last more than a day?
what if moderm medicine wasn’t based on big pharma‘s money & children weren’t sick?
what if I didn’t write for nothing & you cared to answer my questions above?

what if? what if?

when a Christian, a Jew, a Muslim and a Pagan walk into a bar to meet an alien

Alien hack masterI wonder what reaction these five individuals (the Christian, the Jew, the Muslim, the Pagan & the alien) would be when staring at one another. Something tells me that the alien would be asked if he (or she) believes in God (or Goddess, for that matter) before anything else. The nerd in me is dying to know what the alien would respond. I also wonder if the alien would think that any of the others is God or call himself God.

Growing up, the common stand regardless of religious beliefs on extraterrestrial life was that there’s no such a thing. It was even considered by many as wrong, devilish or simply ridiculous. Maybe this meant that we’re too proudly stubborn and/or vulgarly selfish to consider the possibility that God could’ve created elsewhere in the cosmos. Then again, we might simply be too scared to have our fragile understanding of reality proven wrong.

Nowadays more people believe in aliens than in God — at least, in the UK.

“More than 33 million U.K. citizens believe in extraterrestrial life, compared to just over 27 million — less than half the country — who believe in God.”

In the US, it seems that we still believe in God more than in aliens

“More than 9 in 10 Americans still say ‘yes’ when asked the basic question ‘Do you believe in God?’; this is down only slightly from the 1940s, when Gallup first asked this question.”

or at least 56% still consider religion as important.

Religion - Gallup Historical Trends
courtesy of Gallup,

Originally when I started writing this post, I thought most religious beliefs would point at a total rejection to the possibility of alien life.

Although I’m no expert, I see that Judaism is much more open to the possibility of us (humans) having distant cousins perhaps in some Class M planet that we haven’t found yet or cared to study properly.

when a Christian, a Jew, a Muslim and a Pagan walk into a bar to laugh at bad jokes by a Reformed Protestant minister

Rev. Paul Thomas Rock, Senior Pastor at Second Presbyterian, KC, MOMy friend and senior pastor at Second Presbyterian Church, Paul Thomas Rock, started a six-week sermon series named Jesus, the Pope, and a Protestant Walk into a Bar that gave me the idea of my own when a Christian, a Jew, a Muslim and a Pagan walk into a bar series.

“Keep the pitchers of water coming.”
– Jesus telling the bar keeper to bring three empty glasses and lots of water

You can watch Paul’s sermon An Unusual Papal Pedigree on their Vimeo channel.

By the way, if you didn’t get the joke, read John 2:1-11.

publishing three books: the book girlfriend

Under the Thelian Sky, Kindle Direct Publishing, ASIN B00GTQBY04Someone asked me who was my “book boyfriend” — a weird way to ask who was opposite-sex hero I most liked. At least, that’s what I thought the question meant.

My answer (quoted below) was a plug for the heroes in my own book.

“‘Book boyfriend’ wouldn’t apply to me since I’m male. ‘Book girlfriend’ might be any hero (born female, most likely) who’s tough as nails and gets the job done. For example, in the fist book of the Under the Thelian Sky (my first release), the main hero is a woman who had had a tough life and even turned to a life of crime to support her younger siblings. In the second book of the series, one of the main characters is a demon who fights her urges to kill in order to survive. In the final book in the series, one of the main characters is a woman trained to kill, fight and be part of a secret branch of the government who eventually fights a scientist who had no remorse in experimenting with men or women for the government. In other words, the perfect ‘book girlfriend’ would be the anti-hero who you’d learn to like and root for even when she might be a criminal.”

Under the Thelian Sky is available in print (ISBN 9781494232283) and ebook (ASIN B00GTQBY04).


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