The Christian Noob (n00b)

born & raised Catholic, now going to a Presbyterian church & still learning

rants: guarana vs. coke

What’s the difference between energy drinks and cocaine? They both give you a rush — a kick to perform — and aren’t worth their hype. They’ both cost a shit load. One’s legal (unregulated, yet dangerous) and the other can get you a comfortable stay in prison thanks to the Rockefeller laws (regulated and also hazardous). One you drink and the other you snort. One’s full of guarana and/or caffeine and the other’s simply magical. Yet the question remains which is which.

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